February 2012
9 posts
I work in a kitchen with 8 dudes, 4 lesbians and 1 woman who only speaks spanish. I guess what I’m saying is I’m sick of talking about hot chicks and crazy bitches. I just want someone to get as turned on by a customer with a rich full beard as I do.
Last night I slept with the window open and it rained. When I woke up the temperature and the smell in the air made me feel like I was camping. So I laid there with my eyes closed and pretended I was in the woods.
January 2012
20 posts
Day 16
My brother and I are doing Shawn T’s Insanity workout. Today is day 16. Usually he gets home from 3rd shift, does the workout and then wakes me up to do it. I always ask him, “How was it today?” He always responds, “Terrible. It’s literally insane.” I’m in no mood to do this today. 46 more days and I’ll be done. 46 more days and I can get my Dali...
I’m just so annoyed with everyone and everything that I come into contact with. I don’t even know why.
Some ass fuck stole my debit card numbers. Someone in Columbus spent over $150 at Bob Evens and over $350 at Walmart before I checked my statments. Good thing my student loans are all due this week and it takes 10 days to process disputes. Seriously, why always me?
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“You can’t f**k with the Coco booty cleavage dress”
– Coco’s photo “You can’t f**k with the Coco …”
December 2011
36 posts
Rejected!
Lucky for me my work closes early tonight. Wait a minute my ass hole boss in making us do inventory after we close. Rejected!
Finished reading Thunder Bay today by William Kent Krueger. It was so good. Definitely recommend it.
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WatchDrunk History Christmas with Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey and Eva Mendes
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