January 2009
16 posts
best invention of 2009
veggiedog from yesterdog + a veggiedog from morningstar farms = pure gold
ATTENTION!
Officially the new word for butt hole is tyrd slide.
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Why doesn’t anyone want to do cool shit anymore?
A woman in politics is like a donkey doing...
So this year in honor of woman’s right to vote on I think we should have a party. Im talking pencil skirts, pointy rim glasses and pant suits. All night we drink and let the dishes pile up while opening tight jars by ourselves. The only thing is the 26th falls on a Wednesday, but whatever it’s not like any of us have to get up the next morning and take care of kids.
Anyone in?
Oh by...
it's boring but it's part of my life
I just took a couple keys of my computer keyboard and found a cat hair, dried paint, a piece of rice, and a pube. I’m not sure whose pube it was but I’m hoping it was mine.
So my life feels incredibly unaccomplished. Everything feels like the same old same old. I started to feel like this the minute I got back from Christmas break. Everyday is the same thing, work, school, worry about my dad, maybe watch a movie and if I’m lucky have a little drink, nothing changes. Maybe it’s the winter.
Now that I’m back in school I get to listen to people talk...
Yoyowhatsup
i had a livejournal, but it drove me crazy because it looked ugly. so now i have this. lets just hope it does not disappoint.