February 2012
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Klimt Barbie →
One day I’ll have a little girl and buy this for her.
Looking for a 2nd job is the pits.
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Arrested Development! →
My Time | Minus the Bear
Minus the Bear must have...
I work in a kitchen with 8 dudes, 4 lesbians and 1 woman who only speaks spanish. I guess what I’m saying is I’m sick of talking about hot chicks and crazy bitches. I just want someone to get as turned on by a customer with a rich full beard as I do.
Last night I slept with the window open and it rained. When I woke up the temperature and the smell in the air made me feel like I was camping. So I laid there with my eyes closed and pretended I was in the woods.
